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TYPE OF INTEL: UNDERCOVER AGENT BRIEFING
SOURCE RELIABILITY: VERY HIGH (FIELD AGENT)
INTEL CREDIBILITY: HIGH

TAGS: PINIMA PRESIDENT
SUBJECT: LATEST BRIEFING ON PINIMA PRESIDENT'S LIFE IN PRIVATE

SUMMARY: PINIMA PRESIDENT AS UNSTABLE AS EVER BUT SEEMS TO REMAIN FAITHFUL TO USRA

1. UNDERCOVER AGENT 8008 HAS BEEN TASKED WITH TYING A CLOSE RELATIONSHIP WITH PINIMA PRESIDENT (THE SUBJECT), WHO IS AN ALLY BUT NEEDS CLOSE MONITORING DUE TO HIS UNSTABLE TEMPER AND UNPREDICTABLE BEHAVIOR.
2. AGENT 8008 HAS STARTED HER FIELD MISSION FROM THE DAY SHE WAS UNOFFICIALLY “OFFERED” TO THE PRESIDENT AS A “GIFT” FOR SERVICES RENDERED TO THE USRA (CLASSIFIED). SUBJECT SEEMS TO SHOW NO SUSPICION TOWARD 8008.
3. AGENT REPORTS THAT THE SUBJECT SHOWS SIGNS OF PSYCHOLOGICAL INSTABILITY AND PATHOLOGICAL EGOMANIA, WITH OUTBURSTS OF ANGER OFTEN ENDING WITH SUMMARY EXECUTIONS, WHICH KEEPS HIS SERVANTS AND SUBORDINATES IN A CONSTANT STATE OF TERROR. THE EXCEPTIONS TO THIS TREATMENT ARE HIS MISTRESSES (INCLUDING 8008) WHO HE SOMETIMES CALLS “MOM”.
4. IN A PRIVATE CONTEXT (BEDROOM) SUBJECT SEEMS MORE INTERESTED IN SHARING HIS STATE SECRETS AND PROJECTS WITH 8008 THAN IN CAPRIOLES. IT SEEMS TO BE THE SAME WITH HIS OTHER MISTRESSES, THAT 8008 MET ON A FEW OCCASIONS, LIKE MENAGES A TROIS AT THE PRESIDENTIAL PALACE.
5. SUBJECT RECENTLY REVEALED TO 8008 THAT HE WAS GOING TO FORBID PINIMA WOMEN FROM OPENING THEIR MOUTH AND SPITTING, AND THAT THIS IS ONLY A PROVISIONAL STEP TOWARD A COMPLETE BAN ON THEM SPEAKING.
6. THE PRESIDENT ALSO SEEMS TO HAVE PLANS TO GRADUALLY GET TO IMPREGNATE ALL PINIMA WOMEN, AN UNREALISTIC UNDERTAKING ESPECIALLY SINCE, ACCORDING TO 8008, THE PRESIDENT SEEMS TO BE IMPOTENT.
7. AGENT NOTES THAT DESPITE THE PRESIDENT'S GROWING INSTABILITY AND “TOXICITY”, THE PINIMA PEOPLE SEEM MORE OBEDIENT THAN EVER.

 

CONCLUSION
PINIMA PRESIDENT IS CLOSELY WATCHED BY OUR AGENT 8008 AND APPARENTLY UNSUSPECTING OF THIS FACT. HIS GROWING PSYCHOLOGICAL INSTABILITY COULD HAVE BEEN A SOURCE OF CONCERN IF THE PINIMA PEOPLE WEREN'T SO PASSIVE.
THE PRESIDENT SEEMS TO REMAIN LOYAL TO THE USRA AND TO SERVE OUR INTERESTS OUTSIDE OF THE PINNS' KNOWLEDGE.
THE COVER OF 8008 SEEMS TO BE SAFE AND HER MISSION IS CONTINUED.