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TYPE OF INTEL: SOURCE INTERVIEW
SOURCE RELIABILITY: VERY HIGH (PINNISH DISSIDENT, TRUSTED SOURCE)
INTEL CREDIBILITY: HIGH

TAGS: PINIMA, CHILD LABOR, MARRIAGE, PROSTITUTION
SUBJECT: NEW PINNISH LAW IN THE MAKING MIGHT LEGALIZE UNDERAGED GIRLS PROSTITUTION AND LABOR

SUMMARY: PINIMA PRESIDENT IS PUSHING FOR A NEW LAW THAT INCREASES THE OFFICIAL AGE OF NEWBORN GIRLS AND GIRLS UNDER 12 BY SIX YEARS,OPENING THE POSSIBILITY OF MARRYING GIRLS UNDER 18 (OF REAL AGE), AND POSSIBLY CREATING AN INTERNATIONAL NETWORK OF UNDERAGED GIRLS PROSTITUTION

1. IN A BOLD MOVE, THE PINNISH PRESIDENT IS ABOUT TO CHANGE THE WAY FEMALE CITIZENS' AGE IS COUNTED.

2. THE BILL WILL INVOLVE PROVIDING FEMALE NEWBORNS AND GIRLS UNDER 12 WITH 2.718 DAYS OF EXTRA AGE (ROUGHLY SIX YEARS, BUT THE YEAR TIME PERIOD DOESN'T EXIST IN PINIMA).

3. THE OFFICIAL REASON BEHIND THIS BILL IS THAT "WOMEN ARE MORE MATURE THAN MEN, THEY CONSEQUENTLY DESERVE A SUPERIOR AGE TO REFLECT THIS ADVANTAGE".

4. THE SOURCE FEARS THIS BILL WILL LEGALIZE THE MARRIAGE OF UNDERAGED GIRLS AND ALSO CHILD LABOR. THE MINIMUM AGE FOR MARRIAGE IN PINIMA IS 18, AND FOR WORK 16. THIS MEANS GIRLS AS YOUNG AS 12 WILL BECOME LEGALLY READY FOR MARRIAGE, AND GIRLS OF 10 FOR WORK. THE BILL IS NOT ACCOMPANIED BY ANY UPDATE OF THESE MINIMUM AGE LIMITS.

5. ANOTHER ASPECT OF THE BILL THAT WORRIES THE SOURCE IS THAT AUTHORIZED FOREIGN NATIONALS WILL BE ABLE TO MARRY A PINNISH "WOMAN" (THAT IS POTENTIALLY AN UNDERAGED GIRL) AFTER PAYING A PRESIDENTIAL TAX THE AMOUNT OF WHICH IS KEPT SECRET. PRESIDENTIAL TAXES ARE GATHERED IN A FUND THAT IS BELIEVED TO END IN AN OFFSHORE ACCOUNT IN SPITZER ISLAND THAT THE PRESIDENT HOLDS UNDER A FAKE NAME.

6. THE SOURCE FEARS THIS WILL CREATE A DE-FACTO LEGAL INTERNATIONAL NETWORK OF UNDERAGED PINNISH GIRLS PROSTITUTION WHOSE CENTER WILL BE THE PINNISH PRESIDENT. SOURCE BELIEVES THIS WILL PROVIDE HIM WITH EVER MORE INTERNATIONAL POWER AND INFLUENCE SINCE HE IS EXPECTED TO AUTHORISE CANDIDATES (HAND-PICKED AMONG HIS CLOSE-FRIENDS CIRCLE OF POLITICIANS AND CORPORATE BOSSES) IN EXCHANGE NOT ONLY FOR THE TAX BUT ALSO SPECIAL SERVICES.

7. THE PUBLIC REACTION HAS BEEN MOSTLY FAVORABLE TO THIS NEW BILL MAINLY BECAUSE THE PROTESTERS AGAINST IT HAVE BEEN SWIFTLY ARRESTED AND DISPPEARED IN PINNISH LIMBO. PRO-BILL PROTESTS HAVE BEEN ORGANISED BY THE PRESIDENT'S PARTY BY HIRING WOMEN FROM DIRT-POOR NEIGHBORHOODS AND WIDELY BROADCAST BY THE NATIONAL TV CHANNELS.

CONCLUSION
THE PINNISH PRESIDENT'S BOLD MOVE CONFIRMS HIS CONFIDENCE IN HIS CAPACITY TO HOLD GRIP OF POWER IN THE SMALL STATE, AND HIS INTENTION OF INCREASING HIS INFLUENCE INTERNATIONALLY THROUGH THE USE OF ABSURD LAWS.

THE UNDERAGED GIRLS PROSITUTION SIDE OF THE BILL DOESN'T PROVIDE AN ADVANTAGE TO THE USRA, HOWEVER IT STANDS AS A LIABILITY TO US IN TERMS OF IMAGE BECAUSE THE PINNISH PRESIDENT IS A CLOSE ALLY OF THE USRA. A PROPAGANDA AND PR ASSISTANCE AND CONTROL MISSION WILL BE SENT TO PINIMA TO PROVIDE SUPPORT TO THE PRESIDENT ON THIS ASPECT AS WELL AS OTHERS IN ORDER TO MITIGATE THE ADVERSE EFFECTS ON USRA DIPLOMACY.

ON THE OTHER HAND, THE LEGALISATION OF WORK FOR UNDERAGED GIRLS WILL CREATE NEW OPPORTUNITIES FOR CHEAP LABOR, SINCE IT WILL ADD A MASSIVE NUMBER OF ACTIVE AND LEGALLY "ADULT" WORKERS TO THE LABOR MARKET. THERE IS OF COURSE A LIABILITY HERE TOO REGARDING THE REAL AGE OF THE NEW WORKERS, HOWEVER IT IS EXPECTED TO BE MANAGEABLE WITH THE HELP OF THE ABOVE-MENTIONED PR MISSION. THE PROFITS TO BE MADE BY USRA CORPORATIONS ARE EXPECTED TO VASTLY EXCEED THE COST OF PR AND POTENTIAL RISKS. THE PRIVILEGED RELATIONSHIP OF THE USRA WITH THE PINNISH PRESIDENT GUARANTEES US PRIORITY IN ACCESSING THIS CHEAP WORKFORCE.